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dub-diva
Age : 34
Joined : 05 Mar 2008
Posts : 355
Location : Dubfordshire ;) oooh ok then, St. Neots :D
Drives : Lupo Sport ..... zoom zoom!
|  Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!!  Thu May 22 2008, 11:23 | |
| Once upon a time long before I had found the "pleasures" of owning a VW  I had an absolutely gorgeous 24v Ford Probe - it looked the nuts... anyway, I was flying along the Lower Luton Road near Harpenden one day and I hit a pheasant big time - as the car was really low slung, I felt the poor thing as it bounced between the road and the bottom of my car - it then came out from under the end of my car, bounced up off the road behind me up to about 4 feet in the air, loose feathers flying all over the place and hit the road, it tried to get up - how it was still alive at this point god only knows..... and then the next car that came around the bend squished it 
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dub-diva
Age : 34
Joined : 05 Mar 2008
Posts : 355
Location : Dubfordshire ;) oooh ok then, St. Neots :D
Drives : Lupo Sport ..... zoom zoom!
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Thu May 22 2008, 11:24 | |
| | MarkGTX wrote: | | i think the anaimals should either be smarter or softer. |
roflmao
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Q86ARR
Joined : 19 Jan 2008
Posts : 89
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Thu May 22 2008, 20:15 | |
| I was out on road toast in a Audi A4 and a Pheasant decided to take flight just as I went past. Heard an almighty thud, and pulled over to find it hanging out of the front bumper. Luckily no damage to the car, not that it was my car!
Also coming back from college in a Audi A2 a cat decided to run out in front of me. Hit the brakes but stil hit the cat. Looked in the rear view mirror but no sign of the cat. Wasn't anywhere on the car either! |
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bridgedubber
Age : 23
Joined : 16 Feb 2008
Posts : 287
Location : Sutton Bidge, Lincolnshire
Drives : everyone insane!
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Thu May 22 2008, 20:27 | |
| | Q86ARR wrote: | I was out on road toast in a Audi A4 and a Pheasant decided to take flight just as I went past. Heard an almighty thud, and pulled over to find it hanging out of the front bumper. Luckily no damage to the car, not that it was my car!
Also coming back from college in a Audi A2 a cat decided to run out in front of me. Hit the brakes but stil hit the cat. Looked in the rear view mirror but no sign of the cat. Wasn't anywhere on the car either! |
thats cuz cats run away to die...............making it harder to get em the 2nd time |
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CaddyRage
Admin
Age : 27
Joined : 29 Dec 2007
Posts : 1105
Location : doddington, camb's
Drives : Mk1 caddy again soon
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Thu May 22 2008, 21:24 | |
| | MarkGTX wrote: |
i think the animals should either be smarter or softer. |
wait til they start wearing armour plating 
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Doobie
Age : 47
Joined : 17 Jul 2008
Posts : 17
Location : Lode
Drives : Passat GT 2.0 16v estate
| | Subject: road kill Fri Jul 18 2008, 10:29 | |
| Was driving down a country road i knew well a few years ago in an rs2000 saw a shape to my left and a bang... thought no more of it ...got up next morning n found a hoof print on the rear panel...think i spooked a deer n it kicked the car....the insurance co didnt believe me n wanted pics b4 they paid out...
A mate used to buy write offs while you still could... he dragged one home with the front end wiped out n hair wedged in the windscreen... when he cleaned the car out he found a cows hoof under the front seat...ewwwww |
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onlyady
Age : 27
Joined : 03 Mar 2008
Posts : 150
Drives : 88 Caddy Diesel,
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Fri Jul 18 2008, 15:40 | |
| | Hit a badger in my old escort and ripped bumper of. Hit various rabbits in the skyline even found just a head in the brake duct once and my missus hit a monkjack in her mk3 cabby and pulled bumper and grill of the car soon fixed with cable ties. |
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billybug
Age : 19
Joined : 30 Jun 2008
Posts : 44
Drives : 1964 Beetle
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Fri Jul 18 2008, 16:33 | |
| i use to have a slammed Mk3 golf 1.8, and late at night me and my mate use to go 'Rabbit Hunting', basically we went around all the country roads we know and aimed for rabbits, some nights wouldnt get any but i think the most we killed was about 17 in one night. yes i have a sick and twisted mind  |
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bridgedubber
Age : 23
Joined : 16 Feb 2008
Posts : 287
Location : Sutton Bidge, Lincolnshire
Drives : everyone insane!
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Fri Jul 18 2008, 17:10 | |
| im currently modelling bird shite and guts on my front end and inner arch from where its gone through my brake duct
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mk1g60phill
Age : 27
Joined : 21 Feb 2008
Posts : 219
Location : cambridge town cntr
Drives : mk3 vr6 mk1 g60
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Fri Jul 18 2008, 21:07 | |
| | Mmm i love road kill it tastes good! |
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bob_drinks_beer
Age : 25
Joined : 24 Jan 2008
Posts : 106
Location : Benwick
Drives : Polo 6n 1.4 16v
| | Subject: Re: ROAD KILL!!! Sun Jul 20 2008, 08:27 | |
| during the spring i had about 15 phasents and them similar looking but smaller birds, in the work van. the front grill is now pushed back and there are loads of cracks in the front bumper...
think the worst ive had in the polo is havin a blackbird somehow wrapped round the front bumper... it fell in half wen vicky tried to pull it out with a pair of pliers! told her to let it fall out on its own! lol
got a pidgeon (or did he get me?) with the wing mirror too!
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